Okay, I Admit It, I Rasterbated
I want to go on with the loosely veiled crude jokes but I won’t, for all of our sakes.
For quite some time I thought my room in University was a little boring. I say “my” room - I actually share a room with my girlfriend. We have two desks, two wardrobes, a dresser, a bed and a few computers and the usual stuff (read: mess).
Quite some time ago I heard about Rasterbator from a podcast I listen to, Diggnation. After checking, briefly, I saw it was only available as a .exe and so I never bothered with it as I only have Macs and Linux machines.
After re-installing Vista on my iMac, I jumped at the chance to Rasterbate so without further ado, here’s what I did:
This is the original image, taken last New Year’s Eve.
My girlfriend, Becca, Rasterbating over the two of us.
The finished Rasterbation.
This really does look funky. It’s such an easy program to use, too. After selecting the input image all you have to do is select how many pieces of paper you want it to take up in either a landscape or portrait layout. Then, Rasterbator spits out a PDF file that you can print and do what you want with.
Now I just want to keep on Rasterbating… but I don’t know where to do it.
(Still loosely veiled jokes… I couldn’t stop myself)




12:01 am
I’m going to rasterbate with a picture of my girlfriend sometime..
6:08 pm
Looks cool!
Tempted to do something similar, but more geeky.