Quantum Doors
My friend Dan and I have just considered the following concept:
Quantum and Inverse Quantum Doors.
So, how do they work? We’re not sure. Let’s delve straight in and discover more about the wonderful world of the Quantum and Inverse Quantum Doors and find whether they would be beneficial for this area.
First: What sort of area is this?
I’m in University. My room is in a seperate corridor with Dan’s. Our rooms face each other, and have a bathroom in-between the two. Our corridor is just off from the main corridor of this floor, seperated again with another door. We are on the ground floor of the building, right next to the entrance.
Second: Quantum?
Quantum doors. Basically, whatever happens to the door particles (yes, door particles) of my door occur to the door particles of Dan’s door. So, if mine were to be vibrated by some external force then so would his. With this in mind, if he knocked his door mine would also be knocked. Would this produce the same sound? I would assume so, if the particles were vibrating at the same frequency and so forth. This way if he opens his door, my door also opens - or does it? As our rooms are the inverse of each other, when he opens his door mine would be forced closed as they would experience the same pulling force. So if we both tried to leave our rooms at the same time it would turn out to be that we were both locked in our rooms until one gave up pulling (or, I out-pull him.. of course). This way, only one person would be able to leave their room at a given time; assuming the walls pushing force is negligible, which it isn’t but will considered to be for the duration of this experiment. Not very beneficial when we forget and we’re running late for lectures, or are confused in the morning. Well, I’d be confused in the morning - I’m more of a night person, whereas Dan is an extremely happy morning person. I hate that. Anyway, back to the experiment.
Third: Inverse Quantum then?
Okay, so as we’ve seen - quantum doors would not be of much use as we both end up trapped in our respective rooms wondering what the hell is going on. So how about inverse quantum doors? No, this isn’t saying that it’s not quantum.. this is the inverse of the quantum effect. Or at least, should be! Now let’s experiment with inverse quantum-ness. When Dan pushes on his door, my door should experience a pull. Or at least, that’s the idea behind inverse quantum in essence. So, how will this benefit us you may ask. Ask it then.. How will it benefit us? Right, good.. glad you asked! The inverse effect means that when Dan opens his door by pulling it into his room, my door also opens inwards into my room. Great! So both doors do as they are told! But as they are inversed then their states are inverse also. The example given above would be if they were at rest, in a lovely closed state. Due to the inverse nature of the doors they would be experiencing the same state at all times. That means if one door is locked, so does the other. Or, alternatively, unlocked. Here lies a major security issue. I like to sleep on into the days, whereas Dan likes his early mornings.. him waking up very early would leave my room unlocked and me at risk unless he were to lock his door behind him. What if they were in a random state of flux before the inverse quantum door effect were actually implemented and my door was locked and his wasn’t? Now we have a problem whereby if I unlock my door, his locks. We could never have a safe and secure environment. In order to lock my door we’d have to unlock his, close mine or his (inverse quantum, it doesn’t matter) and then unlock mine which would lock his, pull mine tightly closed and lock mine. Now, his door would remain unlocked where mine is in a nice locked state. Confusing? Not really. This state of alternative inverse quantum is beneficial as we can have one door do as it pleases whereas the other door just stays locked! It may be hard to implement the actual locking of the door, but once it’s done it has a nice effect. This experiment assumes that all wall-forces are negligible.
Conclusion:
I have come to the conclusion that quantum doors would not be beneficial in the slightest and I would not like them implemented within the grounds of Duryard Halls, especially not Jessie Montgomery. Inverse quantum doors, however, do have their appeal. Within a state of non-flux, inverse doors seem to be very secure and reliable. The downside being that you could have your door opening and closing for no apparent reason. Of course, a door being knocked on may also create a vaccuum or anti-knock on the other.. which would just be confusing to say the least. All in all, I’ve decided I’ll keep my normal doors and scrap all this quantum stuff. Still, it was worth experimenting.
