Seasons Greetings
I just received this e-mail from someone I know. I really cannot stand this politcally correct nonsense anymore, it’s driving me insane! Anyway, this is the “correct” way to wish someone a seasons greetings this year:
From us (’the wishor’) to you (hereinafter called the Wishee) please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the relevant winter holiday described by the Wishee as ________ (Wishee to complete: hereafter to be referred to as ‘the relevant holiday’), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice / secular traditions at all (delete as applicable) and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects and having regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
But been as I really don’t care for correctness - Merry Christmas everyone!
